Who actually is a “svářeč kovovýroba”?

If you've ever lived in the Czech Republic for more than a year, you've needed them. Maybe you locked yourself out at 2 a.m. Maybe your garden gate finally surrendered after 30 Bohemian winters. Or maybe… your IKEA metal bed frame suddenly developed a very suspicious 45-degree angle in the middle of the night.
Enter the legendary svářeč-kovovýroba – the welder-metalworker. The guy with the van that looks like a mobile scrapyard, who shows up with a welding mask, a cordless angle grinder, and the quiet, professional dignity of someone who has definitely seen it all.
Who actually is a "svářeč kovovýroba"?
In Czech reality it's usually one person (or a tiny two-man firm) who mastered two trades:
- Zámečník – traditional locksmith and fitter
- Svářeč – certified welder (MIG/MAG, TIG, electrode, sometimes even plasma cutting)
Together they can fix, reinforce, modify or completely fabricate anything made of steel, stainless steel or aluminium.
Top 10 things these guys fix on a weekly basis
- Collapsed metal bed frames – the national sport
- Balcony railings that decided to become modern art
- Garden gates that lost the fight with a delivery van
- Children's bunk beds ("Mami, it just broke by itself!")
- Trailer hitches for the classic Czech Škoda + caravan combo
- Window security grilles (burglars hate them, we love them)
- Exhaust systems on 20-year-old Fabias (temporary patch until payday)
- Custom roof racks for bikes, kayaks, Christmas trees, you name it
- Stair railings in paneláks that finally gave up
- Anything you bring them with the words "prosím vás, to se ještě dá zachránit?" (Please, can this still be saved?)

Why Czechs love them more than plumbers

- They come nonstop – 24/7, weekends, holidays, New Year's Eve
- They never ask stupid questions (especially about beds)
- They can fabricate a missing part on the spot instead of ordering it for 6 weeks from Germany
- Cash payment, often no receipt needed (we didn't say that out loud)
- One phone call fixes problems that would cost 50 000 Kč if you went through a "proper" company
Need one urgently? Just google "zámečník svářeč" + your city.
